Showing posts with label Alphabet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alphabet. Show all posts

Sunday, April 3, 2011

A-to-tha-Zizzle: Today's episode is brought to you by the letter B

[Note:  I typed this yesterday (Saturday), but got busy and forgot to post it.  So, let's just pretend I posted this yesterday, okydoky?]

Last night after posting the first of a series of 26, it occurred to me that this challenge could be tremendous fun.  I mean really, the possibilities are endless.  An entire alphabet to go through?  That's a minimum of 26 totally awesome topics.  I'm excited about this.  So here we go with today's letter:

B is for Brendan Fraser
Yummy

Seriously, I love this guy.  He's so versatile.  He's been a sweet Jewish boy, king of the jungle,  super-talented pitcher, cowboy/mummy hunter, on and on it goes.  I've never seen him play a role I didn't like.  My favorites, though, are the following:

Bedazzled

Elliot Richards (Fraser) is a doormat for everyone.  He tries so hard to fit in, but nobody likes him.  He's the guy that when he walks into a room everyone turns their back to him and hopes he didn't see them.  Yeah, that guy.   He's hopelessly in love with a coworker, Allison, who doesn't even know he exists.  After failing to strike up a conversation with her in a bar, he says he'd sell his soul to be with her.  Enter the devil (Elizabeth Hurley). 

She offers Elliot seven wishes in exchange for his soul.  Each time he makes a wish to get with Alison, the devil somehow messes it up.  The ways his wishes are screwed up are hilarious, and Fraser is great at portraying each of the different personas that go along with his wishes.  As Elliot gets more and more frustrated with the devil, he gets funnier and funnier.  Love him!


Blast from the Past

In the 1960s, inventor Calvin Weber (Christopher Walken) and his pregnant wife Helen (Sissy Spacek) are locked in their bomb shelter after a plane crashes on top of it.  Thinking there's been a war up on the ground, the Webers remain underground for thirty years.  Their son, Adam (Fraser), grows up in the shelter, being taught everything he needs to know by his dad.  On Adam's thirtieth birthday, Calvin has a heart attack.  The Webers are running low on supplies, so Adam has to go up to the surface to find some. 

When he gets to the top, he meets rude, sarcastic Eve (Alicia Silverstone) and begs for her help.  She agrees to help him, and together they start searching for the supplies needed in the bomb shelter.  Eve doesn't quite know how to take Adam, with his proper English, manners and knowledge.  Adam becomes smitten with Eve, and although she fights it, she starts falling for him, too. 

It's hilarious watching Adam try to adapt to this new and interesting world.  While in the bomb shelter Adam had never seen color television, spoken on a telephone, ridden in a car, etc.  It's all new to him, and he gets SO excited over everything.  Fraser plays this naive, honest guy perfectly, and Silverstone is just freakin' adorable.  As usual.   Walken and Spacek are funny, too.  They have great dialogue. 

This is one of my most favorite movies of all time!

The Mummy

Librarian Evy is fascinated with Egyptian history, and decides to go see the ancient city of Hamunaptra.  She enlists the help of American Rick O'Connell, who has to help her after she saved his life.  He had been to the city once before while in the service.  They have trouble from the beginning, because Evy has a key, although she doesn't know it is a key - and everybody wants it.  The key goes to the Book of the Dead, and once they get to Hamunaptra, they soon learn why you shouldn't open the book. 

A dig is going on in the city, and when a few American treasure hunters open a tomb, an evil curse descends on everyone.  It is the curse that had been placed on the priest Imhotep.  Now the evil scary mummy guy has come back to life and wants to suck the life out of everyone and take Evy to be the reincarnation of his dead lover.  Luckily for Evy, Rick's there to save the day.  It's going to take him a while, though.  After all, you can't beat a thousand-year old evil mummy in one day.  Where's the fun in that?



Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter B. 

Friday, April 1, 2011

April Blog Challenge (I stole it from Cole)



This morning I went to check out one of the funniest bloggers around, Cole Garrett at Dry Humor Daily, and although he's on his honeymoon right now (congrats Cole!) he prepared some posts ahead of time.  He joined a blog challenge (he will give more details upon his arrival home).  This is how it works, according to Cole:  You "have to post every Monday through Saturday in the month of April, 26 total.  Each post has to be about one of the letters of the alphabet.  Other than that, the possibilities are endless.  You could talk about celebrities A to Z, or dinosaurs A to Z.  Just whatever."
 

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is an excellent idea!  I guess you can randomly pick subjects, people, animals, whatever, but my PLAN is to talk about either a celebrity or film that I LOVE for every letter of the alphabet (it might get tricky around Q, X and Z).  I may, however, decide to just go way out in left field and on P day talk about pickles.  I'm crazy like that.  That's why my friends call me Whiskers.    Since Cole didn't give the official name of this challenge, I'm going to pick one, since I'm fantabulous like that.

Ahem, drum roll please...

April's A-to-tha-Zizzle

I know, it's awesome.

Anyhoo, on to the challenge:

A is for America's Sweethearts (film)

Starring Julia Roberts, John Cusack, Billy Crystal and Catherine Zeta-Jones, with Seth Green, Christopher Walken and Hank Azaria also playing small but important parts.

Publicist Lee Phillips has been given an impossible job:  make America's former favorite couple - Gwen and Eddie - appear to be restoring their public love affair, despite the fact that they absolutely hate each other.  With the help of Gwen's sister Kiki, Lee manages to get the two to agree to stay at the same resort for the press junket, and begins trying to make them appear to be rekindling their romance while at the same time keeping both of them happy.  Not the easiest job, but he's up for it.

Seth Green plays Lee's replacement/assistant, the terribly inept publicist trying to learn the ropes from the best guy in the business.  Christopher Walken is the kooky director of Eddie and Gwen's new film, Time After Time.  Hank Azaria is HILARIOUS as Gwen's lover, the wannabe actor with a lisp. 

This film is surprisingly not well-known.  It's been one of my favorites since it first came out.  Every time I've been able to talk a friend into watching it, it becomes a favorite of theirs as well.  Seriously, check it out.  You'll thank me later!

Today's program has been brought to you by the letter A.