I'm so sad.
Ever since Troy and Gabriella hooked up in the first High School Musical (hey, I was hugely pregnant and had nothing better to do than watch Disney Channel when the movie first aired, so hush) I've loved the idea of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens as a couple. Just look at them!
So. Stinkin'. Cute.

I seriously thought these two abnormally gorgeous kids would eventually tie the knot and have a few abnormally gorgeous babies for me to ooh and ahh over in issues of People magazine, and who would eventually star in High School Musical 47. Alas, it was not meant to be.

Sigh. Maybe Zac will hook up with some other totally adorable girl and I'll warm up to her. Surely there will be some discomfort and a little tension. It's not like a light switch, you know. I can't just turn my feelings off and on at will. I'm thinking it will take a good six months or so at least, though. Breakups are difficult. Where's chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream when you need it?