We each have a list of hotties we would want to get down 'n dirty with if given the chance. Mine is longer than his because he's ridiculously picky. I don't think hubs is really all that concerned about my list because the only celebrities I've actually met in my life were Dennis Haskins (Mr. Belding), Delta Burke, LeAnn Rimes, the dude who played Major Dad and various Christian musicians.
Under the Rule of the Freebie (because rules are necessary for something like this), one cannot get angry with spouse for taking advantage of such an opportunity, unless A) spouse is in California stalking object of affection or B) spouse goes looking for said affair - ie: going backstage at a concert /searching out celebrity on movie locations. Also, the hooking up can only be a one-time thing. There has to be limitations, after all.
So in the spirit of Hollywood crushes (because we all have at least one), I've decided to share my list with you. This in no way is in the hopes that one of my listees will someday happen across this post and decide to pay me a visit....heheh.
He's no surprise to those of you who regularly read my blog, since I wrote a love letter to him last month. I adored Mark as carefree teacher Freddy Shoop in Summer School, and I love him now as an older but still incredibly sexy Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Rawr.
I'm pretty sure this former "sexiest man alive" is on nearly every woman's freebie list. There's something incredibly sexy about a chameleon, and Johnny Depp is one indeed. Edward Scissorhands, Cry-Baby, Captain Jack Sparrow, The Mad Hatter, on and on goes the list of personas this brilliant babe has portrayed.
Ronald Miller. Dr. McDreamy. Andrew Hennings. Tom Bailey. He was adorable as a nerd in the 80s (even with the awful dancing), and decades later he's still smokin' hot. His family man satus just makes him that much more endearing.