Friday, July 15, 2011

Face Punch

That's right baby, it's time to vent some frustration.  I am constantly concerned with the amount of stupid walking around freely, unsupervised and unmonitored.  Today's stupidity worthy of face punches:

Hello.  I'm an idiot.

What the hell is this?  Why would you young people think it's cool to act like a piece of wood on random objects?  It's not cool, it's stupid.  Also stupid is the 967 pictures you have of yourself on Facebook "planking" various things.   I hope your future prospective bosses see these pictures and refuse to hire you.  Hello, Quik-e-Mart.

Google Plus

So I got an invite, and I was logged in for about five minutes before you interrupted me to say you were full.  I've yet to get back on, but the few minutes I was there felt like the Matrix.  I'm sure you're totally awesome and worthy of the hooplah surrounding you, but you still get a face punch, simply for making me feel inadequate.


We've already duked it out a few rounds over the internet at my house - or lack thereof - and your poor service. I'm still pissed at you about that, but what's the deal with cell phone service? I have an iPhone, it's top of the line technology, yet I can't manage to have a thirty-second conversation with someone without dropping the call. I don't live in a major city, but I'm not out in the boondocks, either. I pay my bill every month. I despise you and constantly wish I could change services but somehow keep my iPhone. If I knew where Mr. AT&T lived, I'd drive to his house, knock on the door and punch him in the face when he answered. I'd still be dropping calls, but at least I'd feel better about it.

Now that's attractive

First off, who spells their name with a dollar sign? Besides Puff Daddy, I mean (or is it P Diddy Dirty Money Daddy Puffy now?). Also, you need a shower. Maybe two or three. In addition to you, I'm also angry with the entertainment industry. Why do you now think skank equals talent? Seriously? It's way too easy for people to become famous nowadays. Celebrities used to have to WORK for it. Now girls bump and grind to digitally altered voices and dress like hoes and they're overnight sensations. At least be like GaGa and do something different while showcasing true talent. Sheesh. P.S. Nickelodeon, Ke$ha was not an appropriate guest star for a children's television show. Just saying.

Well, I feel much better, don't you?

Have a fantabulously fantastical Friday, y'all!


  1. Found your post from 20SB, I was immediately intrigued because these are 4 of my biggest pet peeves as well. Especially Kesha (I don't give her the dignity of having a dollar sign). She looks dirty, she's Auto-Tuned, and she's a bad role model for anyone with any self-respect.

    Also, Google+ - highly overrated.

    I look forward to more Face Punch! Brand new follower right here. Have a good weekend.


  2. Planking is fairly dumb on its own. However, several of my facebook "friends" (people I know through my mother, mostly) have started planking, but they are doing it wrong.

    That's right: they have managed to make something really dumb even dumber. THAT deserves a double face punch.

  3. I literally LOLed at the planking comments. Seriously....WTF?!

  4. Everytime I hear Ke$ha I get the urge to kick her in the cooter. Hard.

  5. Love it! Have you read Laura Ingraham, From Muffin Tops to Body Shots? She feels the same way about Ke$ha and whilst I agree she is not appropriate for kids, I can't stop singing Tik Tok! xx