Thursday, July 15, 2010
I'm in a particularly grumpy mood today because I woke up to discover that there is absolutely no coffee in my house. None.
Ain't it grand?
In honor of this terrible day - and my stellar mood - I've decided to give a rundown of people I'd like to punch in the face, if given the opportunity. Not people I actually know, because then I'd be forced into confrontations, and who wants to do that with no coffee?
Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, aka Creepy Angelina Jolie look-alike. Somewhat. If she had her head turned a certain way. And the lights were off.
Having a ridiculous amount of children is one thing; doing it to be a celebrity is another. You, Octomom, would get a giant punch in the face.
Next we have:
*ass clown : a prick, who is also a jackass (just in case you didn't know)
And then there was:
I guess I'm finally running out of steam, or maybe all of the pretend face-punching is therapeutic. Either way, I'll punch no more faces today.
Unless the chick at Starbucks gets my white chocolate mocha cappuccino wrong...
Posted by Leigh at 9:00 AM