Thursday, August 5, 2010

Great, now the tweens are giving us life advice

Apparently grown ups have a lot to learn about life, and who better to educate us than superstar megastar pop sensation famous dude Justin Bieber? (I just can't work up the appropriate enthusiasm.)

According to MSN, "Bieber fever" has run amok throughout the world, and as such has provoked the be-bopping dwarf to write a memoir.

Of his life.

All sixteen years of it.

Publisher HarperCollins says the book will entail his "amazing journey to stardom." Wow, I wonder what wisdom the great Justin will impart on us all?

Hair tips?

No thanks, we've got Zac Efron for that.
Dance moves?

Already been done by Justin, Usher and Britney.
Yummy.                      Pre-crazy.                     Yummy.
Life on the road?

If I wanted to hear about the life of someone on tour, it would be Aerosmith, Guns 'n Roses, Pantera, etc. NOT someone who's still in Nickelodeon's viewing range.
It's The Man, man.
Love advice?


I can't help but ask, when does the madness stop?! I mean really. A MEMOIR. By a TEENAGER. What could he possibly tell us about? His curfew? Mom making him clean his room between concert tours and interviews? Maybe he'll tell us all about the crush he has on his babysitter.

If we could all just stop, sit a moment and think, I'm sure we'd all see how completely ridiculous this is. Well, most of us already know how ridiculous this is. It's the stupid people - people like whoever came up with the term "Bieber fever" - who need convincing.

I'd also like to meet the idiot who came up with this brilliant idea. You, sir (and let's be honest, we know this was a man's idea), would get a massive face punch. However, today is not Face Punch Day, so you're safe. For now...

To be continued.......


  1. Are you effing kidding me? I am with you on wondering what the crap he could possibly write about! Are they honestly calling it an "memoir?" I am sure it will be so deep that Oprah picks it for her book club....

  2. I feel the same way about Miley's memoir. The real problem I have with Bieber's is the title: "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story". Really? TWO subtitles? Who do you think you are, kid?

  3. zac is hot. lol.

    beiber. ew. please.

  4. Zac is pretty hot. And so is Usher. Justin B. is just in that stage where he thinks he knows everything I guess.

  5. OMG totally agree. Be sure to check out my blog Saturday to see how much I agree lol. Actually be sure to check out my blog tomorrow too!

  6. I'm glad to know I'm not alone here! Oh and thanks Nicole! I will! :)

  7. I don't understand Bieber Fever ... I just can't get into him. He looks like he's 12 and he sounds like a girl. My roommate and my sister, however, have full blown Bieber Fever so I know more of his songs than I'd like to admit.

  8. I heart you! You always say what I think! lol
    I wonder if he'll write it in the same fake-ghetto style he likes to use so much when he speaks! ;)