Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Ways to effectively agitate me
That being said, there are a few specific things that very easily annoy me and will quickly turn me into sarcastically rude Jess (we don't like her, so it's best to keep her locked up).
NOTE: These will all be rated on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, with Chris Brown being a 5, Mel Gibson drunken rage a 4, Mommie Dearest "No more wire hangers!" a 3, Kanye West proving a point a 2 and Elizabeth Hasselback rant a 1.
Not saying "Excuse me" when you bump into someone
Granted, this is a minor thing, but it's a pet peeve. If you're walking down a hallway at school, or in a building, or if you're at a store, in the mall, wherever, and you bump into someone, just say, "Excuse me." Please. It's really not that hard to do, and it's common courtesy. You know, that thing your momma taught you.
(By "bad drivers," I'm referring to people who drive a good ten miles under the speed limit, take entirely too long to make turns, come to complete stops at stop signs - honestly, who does that?! - and go 10 mph in school zones instead of the acceptable 25.)